That’s right guys; A study of 545 straight married couples—which charted each partner’s estimate of the male partner’s penis size and interviewed each privately about their relationship—found that every inch of penis length “increased the likelihood of women being involved in extra-marital partnership by almost one-and-half times.” In other words, the bigger your dick is, the more likely your wife is to cheat.
We here at the Medical Center, all men of course, were shocked when we read this. When I talked to my wife she wasn’t nearly as shocked. It made perfect sense to her. The study was out of Kenya Africa and was conducted in an effort to stem the the transmission of HIV, which is transmitted in mostly heterosexual relationships in that continent.
“Women associated large penises with pain and discomfort during sex which precludes the enjoyment and sexual satisfaction that women are supposed to feel.
“In fact, one woman interviewed for the study told the researchers the following: “Some penis may be large yet my vagina is small, when he tries to insert it inside, it hurts so much that I will have to look for another man who has a smaller one [penis] and can do it in a way I can enjoy.
“According to the study, 6.2 percent of the 545 females had affairs during the six-month study. Other factors that increased the likelihood of women straying outside the marriage included domestic violence, being denied sex or denied preferred sexual position, being under age of 25 and a lack of sexual satisfaction”
I guess the old adage is true. It isn’t the size of your ship but the motion in your ocean. Communication between partners, being more attentive to your partner’s pleasure than your own, Understanding that women need much more foreplay to be warmed up. Also, the vast majority of women cannot achieve climax by intercourse alone.